- me: MOM TURN IT UP I LOVE THIS SONG
- mom: you have heard this a million times before
- me: but it's on the radio
- mom: so?
- me: iT'S ON THE RADIO
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rneerkat:
“youve got male!” the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing
circumcisions:
sorry but according to physics you’re not allowed to be both cool and hot so try again
